Have any of you guys seen this?
The screen shot is terrible (click the image to see the actual page), but it says "Top Reasons Why a Home Phone is Important" and one of the bullets says: "For that time you discovered you were allergic to peanuts".
At first I was a little unsure about the ad (is it me or did you feel icky too?), but they make a good point. Calling 911 from a land line does ensure that emergency services can more efficiently pinpoint your location.